| I soooo went to New York for new years and it was awesome. We practically stole all of Davey's credits card to buy food, booze, and drugs (all I had was gravol, don't wet yourself). This short little fat man stepped on me when I fell and then this dude puked Kendra's shoes, it was crazy. I was molested, touched and fondled by a million people in time square, they all wanted to sexxx me, freaks! I insist we have new years partying style in Montreal next year, yep. For christmas, my friends bought me for gifts then my own parents. Stephanie and Davey bought me a fucking goldfish which I love so fucking much, its the best goldfish ever and its name is Wanda, hahaha. It is such a well-behaved pet too, you don't have to clean up after it (much), it doesn't jump on you, it doesn't stink, it IS NOT ugly, it's not a pain in the ass to feed so its perfect for me. I love animals, but I hate getting up and training them and shit, I don't have time for that. I only passed out in Kingston 5 times in December so that was pretty good. However, I passed out in Montreal street like 6 times and almost got ran over by a homeless guy with a shopping cart. I'm practically failing chemistry but I'm glad because that class is so pointless and nerdy, I don't even know why I picked it. My teacher is a shatface. |
